Hey, Bartender! Increase your tips!

Product: "The Bartender's BS Bible"
Prospect: Bartenders
F-K grade level: 4.3


Hey, Bartender!

Tired of trading the same ol' weather and sports stories with your customers?

Increase your tips and your group of regulars with jokes, snappy come-backs, and weird cigarette tricks.

Every bartender has a 'bible' of drink recipes - "The Bartender's BS Bible" teaches you secrets you'll never learn in mixology school.

Sure, you're slammed on weekends, but how about those weeknights? When the joint is dead, you'd almost be glad to see that insurance guy from the boondocks if he weren't so darn boring...and cheap!

Now, amuse your customer, amuse yourself, and keep him coming back for more.

Plus! Get more tips out of that darn guy too.

Here's how:

With "The Bartender's BS Bible," you'll learn to....

• Make a cigarette roll across the bar without even touching it!

• Bend spoons before their very eyes!

• Remember their names and their drinks, even if you haven't seen 'em for months!

• Tell jokes that are actually funny...and remember the punch line!

• Tell losers to go straight to you-know-where and STILL get a big tip!

Give yourself a raise! Order "The Bartender's BS Bible" today!